- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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