- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

The cow went moo

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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