- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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