- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

So a seal walks into a club..

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Twenty-Four

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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