- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

YEAH THEY DO.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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