Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Christians pornstars.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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