- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Yes. Just Yes.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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