Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Penis

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Q

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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