- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seth stock has a large penis

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Women's rights

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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