Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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God is real

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Dubstep < Music

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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