Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

Blind people can't read this.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

yo mama's so fat!!!

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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