- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

bum sex lol

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

When life throws you lemons, duck.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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