- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

An asian without a future.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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