Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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God is real

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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