- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

My name is Harry.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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