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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Chicken

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Minecraft.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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I like hats XD!

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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