- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

guess what? chicken butt.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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