- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

for keeps?

Guess what? Holocaust

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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