- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What's up brah brah

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Dogs in my home.

a ginger has a soul

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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