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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What's up brah brah

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

a ginger has a soul

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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