Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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How old are you? 20

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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