A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Welcome to die!

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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...NO.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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