- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

I had sex. Just kidding.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch