why am i on this site? cause its funny

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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What's 4+7 47

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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