- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Stop being a centipede

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