Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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