Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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