- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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