- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

why did i fall? i got pushed!

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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