Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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What's up brah brah

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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a ginger has a soul

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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