Reed is poopin

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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eloise dey.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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69

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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