what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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