why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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