What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Oh no! My life is ruined!

a man walks into a prostitute.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

wood cant chuck wood

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

I saw a poor man named rich

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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