What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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So. The gays. ...

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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knock, knock. come in.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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womens rights to vote

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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