- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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