- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Hearpin my durp

An asian without a future.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Jews

Seth stock has a large penis

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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