The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Hearpin my durp

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An asian without a future.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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