- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Men's Sports

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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