Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Ouch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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