- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week