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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

The Game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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