What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Leave her alone...

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

I never asked for this.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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