- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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