Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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hi michael

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Drunk irish man

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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You have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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