Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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