Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

space is fun

My mom caught me masturbating.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Why did I get raped

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

hi patrick

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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