Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Halo < COD

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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I'm banging your sister.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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AVB

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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save water shower with friends

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Anti Joke

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