A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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