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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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