- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

The weels on the bus go...flat

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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