A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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