Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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raping black women

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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The game!

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Hashtag

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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knock knock who's there police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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