Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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NASCAR

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Anti Joke

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