- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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A snake walks into a bar

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Wats a joke?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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