Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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