why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Anti Joke

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