Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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ginger

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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I saw a shovel once.

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since when?

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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This is an anti-joke.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Woman's Rights

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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