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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Obama

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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