Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

hey bill!

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

a ginger has a soul

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Woman's rights

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

whats your name? bumder:)

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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