- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

How old is victor? Old

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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