Cancer.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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she wasn't 18

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Penisland

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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