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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

A guy has cancer. He dies.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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