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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Once upon a time.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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