- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Penal Dysfunction

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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