- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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