Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Women's rights...

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What did the clock say? The time.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

The Bible

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

SC Johnson a Family Company

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

A new restaurant KKKcake

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