What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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T-Dog scare me

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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