Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Weiner

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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