Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Republicans

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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The cow went moo

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Women's rights...

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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