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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Leave her alone...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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