What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Leave her alone...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Penisland

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Reed is poopin

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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