Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Meow.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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