- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

What is the best part about football The scoring

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

knock knock whose there? my penis.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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