Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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