3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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monkey sponge

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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