A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Women's rights

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

oh hiya come in

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Why was Timmy sad?

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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