what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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PENlS.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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