Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

what is big and white? the moon

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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