- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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