I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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knock knock go away ok

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There's no "i" in tim.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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