A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Blonde Entrepeneurs

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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