- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

a retard lost...

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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