- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

The 19th Amendment

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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