69, hahaha

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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This is not a good joke.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Men's rights.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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