- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women have rights

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

can't wait until the baby boomers die

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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