What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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