Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Women's Rights.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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