why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What sucks?

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Potato

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