- Anti Joke

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Chayton

The Bible

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No