What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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That didn't hurt.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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I have no ideas.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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