What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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