Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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