Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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