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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Roses are red Violets are penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

You smell bad? Cool.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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