A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Whats 9 + 10? 19

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What sucks?

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Knock, knock. Come in.......

a catholic priest and a young boy

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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