Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Hello

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Anti Joke

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