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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Gabe Mercado

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

i eat poop

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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