A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Homework.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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