Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Where's my tractor?

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Is this a chair?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Poop

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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