A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Whats9+10 19

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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