What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Wolf Pussy

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Womens' rights.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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