how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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dog

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Homework.

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