What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Once upon a time.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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