What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Frown is a four letter word.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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