- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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