Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Romney 2012

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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