- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's white and very boney? A bone

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

minorities.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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