who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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lol

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Tim's gay.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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