your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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the guy below me is gay

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Justin Bieber

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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the your face joke

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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