A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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