why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Amputations.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Chuck Norris died.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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womens rights

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Looks through the peephole.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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