You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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The WNBA.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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YOU IS DUM

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Anti Joke

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