"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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minorities.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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BWAT

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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