Women's rights.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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womens rights!

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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knock knock your gay

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Banana(s)

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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