- Anti Joke

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

To mamas so fat shes fat

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.