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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

weiner? balls

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Obama-Care

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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