Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Wolf Pussy

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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