Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Knock knock *No one was home*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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