- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

What is brown and smells? Poop

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

whats really hot the sun

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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