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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

21 Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

a man walked out of church and said F***!

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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