why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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imadewords

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Small titties.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Justin Bieber

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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