Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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women's rights.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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