- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

suck my dick.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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