- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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