Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Hitler was Jewish.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Knock Knock It's Open!

I came.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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