Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Hitler is my role model

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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