Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Adam Sandler.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

What is brown and sticky?

What's 5+7? Piccillo

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Patrick is gay

like my drawing of a white person?

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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