Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Anti Joke

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