2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Women's rights

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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what time is it rape time

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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