why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Women's Rights

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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