- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you just lost the game!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

OGC - tilt your head

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Small titties.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Your mom goes to college

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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