ROSS G IS OBESE

What sucks?

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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