How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

I am really good at math debating

Will gropes Ebola victims

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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