So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Unflushed Shit...

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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