potato farming

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Knock, knock. Come in!

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Grapefruit.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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