- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Hitler was Jewish.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

So dont touch it

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

A baby seal walks into a club...

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

planking.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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