What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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