If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

how does peploe get around they walk

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Someone told me about this website.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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