Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Pavel Novak

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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austins gay lolololol

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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