Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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OGC - tilt your head

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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A man walks into a bar.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Anti Joke

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