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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Whats 0+0 0

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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