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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Knock, knock. Come in!

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

you will die someday

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

penis

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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