- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Your mom goes to college

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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