How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Chayton

Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

planking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

WNBA

Hitler was Jewish.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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