Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Your mom

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Hitler was Jewish.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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