what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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minorities.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Women's sports.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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